lunes, 10 de septiembre de 2007

Translation #1

Today la covacha is in party!…because today we are going to make true the desire of one of our readers: the first translation from the politician to the spanglish language…And who is going to make us the honor of being our godfather in this inauguration? TuRuRu TuRuRuuuuu….! No one could be better than our dearest Marcelo Ebrard Casaubon, who (somebody told me) has the plans of taking care of the city…ahhh, wait a minute, somebody is calling me.. he has already taken care of it? Ah sorry sorry, I repeat.. Marcelo Ebrard Casaubon who is taking care of the city…

So the case that our fiery reader sent us is this:

El titular del ejecutivo local, Marcelo Ebrard Casaubon aseveró que el Gobierno del Distrito Federal no permitirá que la Ciudad de México quede excluida del presupuesto federal en materia de desarrollo social y educación, remarcó que su gobierno seguirá haciendo la diferencia respecto a los que se administran por gerentes como si fueran empresas.


Interrogado respecto a las declaraciones del presidente Felipe Calderón en el sentido de que si no se aprueba la reforma fiscal se van a afectar varios programas, principalmente los sociales, Ebrard expresó: “para variar eso es lo que cabría esperar”. (La Jornada, 2007)

This means that in order he is the titular, he is the most powerful man in the “executive local” area…but just of this area… (jaja)

This means that the Super Ultra Turbo Marcys Man will protects Gothic City, no, sorry, Mexico City, from the jaws of wicked thieves who only want to make damage, by changing the federal income. …But do we have any key to know who are these wicked thieves…oh yes, our Super Ultra Man gives us a “Blue Clue” : the ones who administers as managers as it could be an enterprise…( los que se administran por gerentes como si fueran empresas) chacachacaaaaaaan….who could be these guys? Who can save us from them?

This means that everything that is well done in the country is OBVIOUSLY done by our Super Ultra Man. And he even corrects what other villains do. Maybe you are wondering about the marches that closed the principal avenues…but…these are just details..little details. I mean, everything can’t be just on his hands, he, as all the superheroes in the world, needs some help, the one that isn’t heard. Ohh poor Super Ultra Turbo Marcys Man!, who should help u now?

And this means that is not all from my imagination.




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