Say welcome to the new Baby Bond!!!

Ahora los niñines de EU si van a nacer con su torta, bueno hamburguesa, bajo el brazo! jaja

WASHINGTON (AP) – Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton (YES THE CHEATED AND SPOILED DESPERATE HOUSEWIVE) said on Friday that every child born in the United States should get a $5,000 "baby bond" from the government to help pay for future costs of college or buying a home.
Clinton, her party's front-runner in the 2008 race, made the suggestion during a forum hosted by the Congressional Black Caucus. (WHAT A SAHAME! THAT’S WHY MEN CALL US SILLY GIRLS! SHE IS BREAKING OUR REPUTATION!)
"I like the idea of giving every baby born in America a $5,000 account that will grow over time, so that when that young person turns 18 if they have finished high school they will be able to access it to go to college or maybe they will be able to make that downpayment on their first home," she said. (AND THAT’S WHY AMERICAN MEN ARE USED TO BE A BUNCH OF “MANTENIDOS”! JAJA)
The New York senator did not offer any estimate of the total cost of such a program (I CAN EVEN SWEAR THAT SHE CAN’T ESTIMATE THE TOTAL COST OF THE SPENDINGS ON HER HOUSE) or how she would pay for it. (OBVIOUSLY, OR DO U WANT SHE SAYING THAT SHE WILL PAY IT FROM HER PURSE! JAJA)
Clinton said such an account program would help Americans get back to the tradition of savings (TRADITION??? OR NECESSITY?) that she remembers as a child (I WANT TO IMAGINE HER SUFFERING OF HUNGRY , OF REAL HUNGRY, AS MANY MEXICAN LITTLE CHILDREN DOES), and has become harder to accomplish in the face of rising college and housing costs.
Approximately 4 million babies are born each year in the United States.
(IF YOU MULTIPLE 4 MILLION PER 5000…WELL YOU WILL HAVE THE ENOUGH MONEY TO SUSTAIN A NOT DEVELOPED COUNTRY, OR TO GIVE JUST A LTTLE DESPENSE FOR THOSE CHILDREN IN AFRICA WHO ARE DYING OF HUNGER BECAUSE THEY CAN NOT HAVE ONE SINGLE PIECE OF BREAD ON THEIR STOMACH AND THEY PASS A LOT OF DAYS WITHOUT FEELING ONE SINGLE FOOD ON THEIR MOUTHS.) THEY WANT TO GIVE 5000 DOLLARS TO EACH AMERICAN BABY, A POTENTIAL SOLDIER AND CAPITALIST CONSUMER, BUT THEY CANNOT AFFORD TO GIVE ONE SINGLE DOLLAR TO THOSE PEOPLE DYING ON OTHER PARTS OF THE WORLD! THEY WONT GIVE ANYTHING IF THEY DON’T RECEIVE ANY PROFIT. THEY HAVE NOT UNDERSTAND YET THAT THE PROFIT OF GIVING IS THE PROFIT THAT THE OTHER RECEIVES. BUT WHY ARE WE ASKING FOR MORAL RIGHTS TO A COUNTRY THAT REACHES THEIR GOALS BY PASSING BY THE RIGHTS OF OTHERS, WHO KILLS MILLION OF HUMANS TO GAIN MONEY, A COUNTRY WHOSE SOUL IS REPRESENTED BY CORPORATIONS AND ITS ONLY BELOVED IS BUSINESS)

***article traduced with the help of the Politician-Spanglish Dictionary, Covachas Co. SA de CV.

Source: CNN.com