Politician - Spanglish Dictionary

La Covacha is glad to present you our new home service: the only and most wonderful… Politician-Spanglish Dictionary!!!!
If you want something to be translated from this complicated language, the politician, which can be only understand by the privileged persons who inhabit the village of Chilangolandia’s government and also few smart people who have studied for years this strange language that came from the lost islands of “the city of hope” (la ciudá de la ehperanja)…to the spanglish, language managed by more than 10 million of people, and also by la covacha, then u can put your article here, and we will be glad to translate all your doubts, so you can be a honorable citizen of the happiest and cleanest country of the world.

p.d--- on a few weeks, if my lazyness increases, (something that is very probable), la covacha is going to have another useful attraction: the Woman’s–Male language Dictionary.
Wait for it!